It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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