I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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