dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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