He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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