on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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