I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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