Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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