Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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