I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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