1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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