it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You can't motorboat a personality
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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