Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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