I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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