what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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