So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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