I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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