I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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