Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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