We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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