just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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