a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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