fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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