His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
