so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
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Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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