What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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