I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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