we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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