I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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