On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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