East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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