He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
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