I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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