I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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