I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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