we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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