She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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