I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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