first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
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There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
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THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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