fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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