There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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