After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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