You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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