Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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