lets start a swedish sibling band together
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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