shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
wow bdsm is so cute
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