It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I love having hate sex.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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