I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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