I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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