I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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