Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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