Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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