Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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