if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
