how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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