I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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