also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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