i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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