I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I have aggressive nipples.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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