He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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